Sunday, November 20, 2005

Trust

A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB.Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is."

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

I think every man wants to marry only one woman. He wants to protect, love and take care of HIS woman. That is why it is so important that a man MUST NEVER break the trust of his woman. Therefore, pls for the sake of your wife, never let her catch you cheating....:D

That is why I never store the KTV's girls telephone number in my phone. You either remember it or you save it in your blackberry with 3 layers of password with 17 characters and 6 numerica.

That is why, when you 'roll' (eh...it means having an affair), you must emphasise on Quality but not Quantity. Once you find some good rolling girl, stick to them. BE LOYAL. The smaller the number, the lower the probability of being caught.

Never use your own phone to call or sms. Sms is the most stupid thing (even stupider than taking a picture of your rolling girl using your phone). Please use your colleagues's phone to call. Write letter, or release a dove to contact her. PLS never sms.

One more thing, if you want to roll. Pls do not tell your friend and boast about it. Sex is a very special thing. You should not talk about it. ..........

Ahem.....I think after this post, I will know whether my wife has been reading my blog...:D


Junior

(BTW, baby I love you)

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Human Right

Bush presses Hu on trade, religious freedomBy Caren Bohan
BEIJING (Reuters) - Visiting U.S. President George W. Bush pressed President Hu Jintao on Sunday to rein in China's swelling trade surplus and push forward currency reform after calling for greater religious freedom.


I don't understand the US. Why must they force everyone to follow their way?

What is wrong if a country does not have religious freedom? Why can't I have a weird currency structure? So what?

Why can't a country has human right?

Junior

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Coming home....coming home

After staying in HK for slightly more than 4 months, I finally have a chance to go back to Singapore to see my wife.

(p/s: Kinda embarrassing – I am Malaysian. Hence, strictly speaking, I cannot say I ‘go back’ to Singapore. It should be ‘go to’)

(KNN, Junior, enough with your crap preposition)


I am also applying for leave from 21 Dec 05 to 2 Jan 2006 to GO BACK to Malaysia. Can you believe it, we are coming to the end of 2005…..just in case, it is already NOVEMBER.

So scary – in the beginning of 2005, I did not have a ring on my finger. I did not have to fill in my ‘spouse’ name. I was having a good time in Singapore. I could go to the beach on Sat late morning for beer. I did not have much traveling. I see my then ‘girlfriend’ everyday. I kept all my salary to myself. I could blog almost everyday. I bet on football every Saturday. I got excited when my company sent me to Thailand to look at a deal. My mum was ironing my shirt everytime she came to Singapore. I flirted with Peg, wanting to know what was the color of her bra. I could have 3 drinking sessions in a week…….

You know what I am gonna bitch about, don’t you? Life has changed. For better for worse, it has changed.

I like year end. It makes me feel very old but at the same time, I usually look back the past one year and see how well (or badly) I have done. I like to do that especially on the plane, when I can see from 30,000 ft high. It makes me feel like I am very clever…..

2005 will soon be history. Have you done enough to give yourself a ‘pass’ for this year?

You see, sometimes, I can write something sensible too….

:D

Junior