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Trust

A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB.Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is."

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

I think every man wants to marry only one woman. He wants to protect, love and take care of HIS woman. That is why it is so important that a man MUST NEVER break the trust of his woman. Therefore, pls for the sake of your wife, never let her catch you cheating....:D

That is why I never store the KTV's girls telephone number in my phone. You either remember it or you save it in your blackberry with 3 layers of password with 17 characters and 6 numerica.

That is why, when you 'roll' (eh...it means having an affair), you must emphasise on Quality but not Quantity. Once you find some good rolling girl, stick to them. BE LOYAL. The smaller the number, the lower the probability of being caught.

Never use your own phone to call or sms. Sms is the most stupid thing (even stupider than taking a picture of your rolling girl using your phone). Please use your colleagues's phone to call. Write letter, or release a dove to contact her. PLS never sms.

One more thing, if you want to roll. Pls do not tell your friend and boast about it. Sex is a very special thing. You should not talk about it. ..........

Ahem.....I think after this post, I will know whether my wife has been reading my blog...:D


Junior

(BTW, baby I love you)

posted by Junior @ 2:06 PM