junior's toks

2005??

If you bot the newspaper this morning, you would have read so many different versions of top 10 news in 2005, sport la (wei, remember Liverpool won the champion league...he he he), world news la, malaysia news la, entertainment news la. Now, I am giving you the Junior's version.....how nice? but I dun have that many (ie. 10) this year ehhh....ehhh...because I dun get paid if I list 10, but I do have a couple of experience which really ehh....got me thinking, I would say...

1. Do you know this bastard call Rain? neh...the super star from Korea leh, my wife is sooooooooooooo into this bastard that she forced me to watch this scene of Rain protecting this girl from being beaten up by some mobster more than 10 times. But I am not talking about him. I am talking about the Korean farmers who demonstrated when the WTO wes held in HK. While I dont understand why they are complaining, because they are fucking making a more than 10 thousands US$ a year, and the China farmers are making less than US$ 100 p.a., I dont understand all those hoo hah about the korean's problem. Anyway, I was very impressed with the way the demonstration was held. Few thousands Korean farmers were having this stand off with the HK police, not a single shop (Causeway bay is one of the busiest highstreet I hve ever been and they have the highest rent I have ever heard off...) were looted and not a single passerby were involved and blamed by these farmers, THESE farmers are really PROFESSIONAL, if I may say so (they even built their own temp toilet to keep the place clean.....!!???). The HK police were also quite amazing. They had to deal with these korean bastards (from the HK police point of view certainly) and they were even more professional. When the korean farmers were taking a break ie. using mineral water (will the chinese farmers use chinese tea??) to wash their eyes, the HK police did not take advantage of the situation and charge into the demonstrators and beat the shit out of them. They took a step back, got themselves organised and got ready for the next round of charge by the Korean farmer...... i was asking myself, how could they be so pro?

Can you think of a more professional ways of demonstrating? both from the Korean farmer side adn the HK police side?

Can you imagine what would happen in Malaysia? ..........We still have a long way to go despite having the SECOND tallest tower in the world........

2. In 2005, I was also quite happy with the Taiwan election. The stupid nation FINALLY woke up and vote for the right party. I am not saying that Kuamingtang is a good party. But I cannot stand the president Bien's party DPP AT ALL. AND finally the DPP lost like there was no tomorrrow....... this confirmed my 'battered wife' theory - you know women are strange, once they got married, they think they have this obligation to serve this one man for the entire life. Even if the husband beat her everyday, but as long as one day he treats her nice ehhh...for example beat her using hanger instead of the usual belt, she feeeels that HE IS TREATING Her soooooo nicely that day and she will tell others that her husband loves her soooo much the following day. However, if one day she realllllllllllllllly cannot tahan (ie. cannot stand it anymore), she will divorce and never look back and perhaps cut off her husband testicle. This is why the taiwanese decided to vote against them.....

The only thing which I want to tell the Taiwanese is that 'What the fuck has taken you sooooooooooooo long? Since 2000 leh!!!!'

(they probably are thinking, Junior, what the fuck has it got anything to do with you...)

3. I have no doubt of the 'waking up' of China. But I also see a lot of problems with the nation. Their legal system is very very messed up. This is the typicall 'catch 22' situation, you follow this law, you are in violation of another...... I was in Beijing and our beloved Mahathir was giving his speech on the Business Week CEO Forum (I stole someone's pass and went in to watch him...), he said exactly the same thing. Sometimes, you have to say that despite Mahathir being a weird fella, he really has brain. Somehow, you can tell the real problem of the country even though he has never worked there before.

But I hope the China dun change their criminal law implementation too fast. I dun want to lose my RMB 500 massage with a HAPPY ENDING in the Four Seasons hotel......

I want to talk about Malaysia in the next post.....but I have too much of this Carbenet wine and got high with this Robusto cigar...wahhhhh too high to write leh....

Anyway, happy new 2006. And I wish you all have a happy and healthy new year.....:)

Junior

posted by Junior @ 10:28 PM