junior's toks

You'll never walk alone

What is Junior's full time job? Tok kok

What is Junior's part time job? Kick people into the Liverpool fan club (read this in Cantonese...)

I am really looking forward to the new EPL season (after many many seasons). We finally got rid of the idiot - Houllier. I am NOW calling those Liverpool running dogs (to arsenal especially) to come back...come back lahh...come back laahhh...

Did Liverpool play well against the Austrian? Hell they did! Did they defend after their one goal lead? Hell they did not! Why? Because HOULLIER is no longer the manager! Do I know about this Rafael Benetez? I don't. I just know that NOONE is worse than HOULLIER.

Enough celebration. Can we win the EPL this year? Maybe not. But I think we have enough quality to be an interesting team. My maths is simple. Michael Owen (he will not go one lah...who wants him???? Real Madrid? Get real lah, they have like 15 strikers already). Chelsea? come on, they loan Crespo to MPPJ. Barcelona? They just signed er...er...Eto, I think. Who else would sign Michael Owen??

Michael Owen (and his agent) better gets REAL. He can only be better if he stays in Liverpool for another 2 years (then he can go). Why? Because there is COMPETITION now. An idiot will never improve if he knows that he is the automatic choice!

Actually what am I talking about? I side tracked. Actually, I wanted to say this:-

Michael Owen can score 40 goals (somehow he will score)
Cisse can score 40 goals (he is good)
Baros can score 40 goals (golden boot you know, dun play play)
Gerrard can score 30 goals (he just scored 2)
Kewel can score 20 goals (I think he can)
Cinema Pongolle can score 10 goals (his real name is Sinama)
Riise can score 10 goals
Hamann can score 10 goals
Diouf can score 0 goal (must mention his name and Traore to remind you guys that we still have some bad blood to clear after selling Mule Heskey, Murphy (he is CRAP after screwing the wife lah))

You see, you see, we can score nearly 200 goals!!!!! (Junior, get real lah...people are laughing at you...)

This topic will be continued before the match this Saturday....

WE ARE AGAINST SPURs...and they are MICKEY MOUSE (they have got new coach...so have we...)

Now, to all my fellow Liverpoolian (short form for Liverpool Ah Lian), learn this song...:-

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone


Junior

posted by Junior @ 4:43 PM